潘金莲与西门庆私通不慎怀孕的笑话

  潘金莲与西门庆私通不慎怀孕,蒙在鼓里的武大郎高兴地说:“我武大郎终于有武小郎了。”

  The lotus of pan gold and west door celebrate liaisons accidentally pregnant, in the dark of wu3 da4 lang2 said happily: "I wu3 da4 lang2 finally have Wu Xiaolang."

  潘金莲说:“我们的儿子长得象你这么矮多难看呀!”

  The lotus of pan gold said: "our son looks like you're so short many ugly!"

  武大郎说:“我希望儿子长得帅气。”

  Wu3 da4 lang2 said: "I hope son looks handsome."

  潘金莲说:“长得像西门庆那么帅,好吗?”

  The lotus of pan gold said: "looks like the west door celebrate so handsome, ok?"

  武大郎说:“像他那么帅好,但是不能像他那样风流。”

  Wu3 da4 lang2 said: "as handsome as he is good, but you can't love like him."

  潘金莲说:“按我说,儿子像西门庆那样帅,像东郭先生那么慈善,像南郭先生那样聪明,像武大郎那样对我好,我最满足了。”

  The lotus of pan gold said: "as I said, and as handsome as the west door celebrate, son as charitable as master dongguo, as clever as south guo, like wu3 da4 lang2 good to me, I am most satisfied."

  武大郎说:“世上就你潘金莲最聪明,生一个儿子要取那么多个男人的精华。”

  Wu3 da4 lang2 said: "you be the most intelligent, the lotus of pan gold in the world have a son to take the essence of so many men."

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