润肺的核桃和让人心疼的核桃。

  古时侯,有个财主请客人到饭店吃饭,一会儿功夫,有个客人把满满一盘核桃吃得见了底,没办法,只好又要了一盘,他忍不住问道:“你怎么只吃核桃?”

  In ancient times, there was a certain rich man treat people to eat at a restaurant for a while, there is a guest eat a full plate of walnut to see the bottom, can't, had to have a plate, he couldn't help but asked, "why did you only eat walnuts?"

  客人答道:“多吃它可以润肺。”

  The guest replied: "eat it can runfei."

  主人皱着眉头说:“你只管自己润肺,却不管我心疼。”

  Master frowned and said, "you just runfei, but regardless of my heart."

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