民间笑话故事,传承几十年的笑话

  1.有个人看到地上有一张纸条,上面写着:“往地下挖5米,就会发现宝藏。”

  1. Someone see the ground have a piece of paper, it read: "dig into the ground 5 m, you will find the treasure."

  于是,他挖了5米深的坑,结果,又发现一张纸条,上面写着:“再往下挖10米,就会发现宝藏。”

  So he dug 5 m deep pit, as a result, and found a note, it read: "to dig down 10 meters, you will find the treasure."

  于是,他又挖了10米。最后,他又发现了一张纸条,上面写着:“给你开个玩笑,你现在想办法爬上去吧。”

  So he dug up to 10 m. Finally, he found a piece of paper, it read: "give you a joke, you now try to climb up."

  2.一位住院病人,偶然闯进医院食堂的厨房,发现厨师竟然用,脏手把面包一个一个的抓到盆子里,很不卫生。

  2. A hospital patients, accidentally broke into the hospital canteen kitchen, find a chef, dirty hands one by one to catch your bread plate and not very sanitary.

  他十分生气,立即跑去向院长告状。

  He is very angry, immediately ran to the dean.

  院长听了意见后,答应马上拿出改进措施来,保证食品的卫生。

  Dean after listening to the opinions, promise to immediately take out improvement measures to ensure food hygiene.

  第二天,厨房门前立了一块警示牌,上面写着:“厨房重地,外人严禁入内。”

  The next day, the kitchen door, set up a sign reading: "the kitchen area, outsiders keep out."

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